- Eric Saade: If anyone needs help finding the bathroom, I'll take them.
- Graham Norton: Don't do that, Eric, that's how rumors start.
quick everyone vote for greece and watch them panic
Foreplay’s over now it’s war
imagine he gets on stage
and the song starts
and suddenly you hear it
ne ne papa
i remember that year when ireland didn’t give britain 12 points and we all lost our shit like we fucking trusted you
IRELAND WHAT THE SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGED TO USE JEDWARD EVERY YEAR
is that the biggest guitar you could afford
oh good we got a mafioso to perform